Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Randomize
