It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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