Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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