Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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