I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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