Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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