i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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