that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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