the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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