I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
How does it feel to date your dad?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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