Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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