bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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