You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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