i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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