Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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