she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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