I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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