No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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