what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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