Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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