well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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