Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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