i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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