Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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