i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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