We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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