I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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