he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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