The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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