Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
only you would photoshop your dick
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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