So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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