scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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