I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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