i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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