Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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