VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
Randomize
