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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

dude, she has braces

(240): View more from Maryland

i meant the dude w the ponytail.

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i never told you how having a club foot got me laid

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(323): View more from California

Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I just found puke in my bra..

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(630): View more from Illinois

You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho

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(620): View more from Kansas

I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos

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