Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
tell me about the eggs
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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