Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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