doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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