it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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