I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Say something about gay babies.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize