I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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