I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
