check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I want you more than these girls want KFC
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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