You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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