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I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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