nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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