Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
