Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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