i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Randomize
