Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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