Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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