no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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