I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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