His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
