Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I smell like Dick and happiness
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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