Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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