Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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