I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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