So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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