Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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